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Memo to President Groing. 12-5-16. From Aswan Jerome. Lieutenant Commander or LOOFADOR.
This message contains the contents of what happened on 12-4-16. The even on this day was super important. In the next paragraph, I will explain why this is so important,
This memo contains top secret info, if leaked to the world, it could have bad consequences. Once again, do not share this with any no loofador members, especially not the evil RS legion. For obvious reasons, the RS legion cannot know anything in this file. Under no circumstances should you or any other loofador member allow this message to get in the hand of a RS legion member. Dont post this message online or in any form that will allow it to get viewed by the public.
On December fourth, 2016, at 9 45 pm. I, Aswan Jerome, have privately witnessed, Corporal Albert….. took a……..
Only continue reading if you really have to know.
At 9 45, Corporal Albert took a pencil from my desk. I personally witnessed this happening, if you are really President Groing, then you know we both have to stop him from stealing something else, LIKE MY STAPLER. That would be horrendous. You have to prosecute him and do everything in your power to detain him. You know the danger we are in, if he manages to take my stapler, he can rule the paper stapling business and slowly get enough money to buy his own Office Max. We can’t let this happen. He must be stopped.
Remember, do not share this with anyone, this information might not seem super important, but it could cost you a paper clip.