There was once a really angry guy named Bob. He was really mad since his electric toothbrush got stolen. It was stolen by a evil pineapple who came to his house one day. The pineapple could talk and started screaming PPAP over and over again. Then it stormed Bobs bathroom and took his electric toothbrush. Bob is really mad since his electric toothbrush was his most prized possession. He was also mad at the pineapple since the toothbrush cost him 269 dollars, basically all his life savings. Bob had no job but somehow had a house. He had $70 left over from his savings account and used $1 to buy a manual toothbrush. Now Bob had $69 dollars left. he would need $200 to buy another electric toothbrush. Bob knew he could never get that much money. so he set on a epic quest to get back his electric toothbrush.
He jumped into his rover. It had 9001 horsepower and could travel 689 miles per gallon. He knew the pineapple had gone north since he had heard it screaming as it left. Bob happened to be a screamologist, so he knew the pineapple had gone north. He started driving north. Bob didn't care about roads. His rover could drive over anything.He drove over houses, cars, cornfields, lakes, and couches before he stopped his car. Bob smelled pineapple Fanta nearby. He crouched behind a bush and slowly crawled toward the smell. He stood up from behind the bush and gasped.
The evil pineapple sat on a throne drinking pineapple Fanta. Bob finally got a good look at the pineapple. It was about 3 feet high and 1 foot wide. It had no face or limbs. It just floated above the ground. It made Bob wonder why the pineapple even had a throne. For a fleeting moment the pineapple and Bob had eye contact. Then the pineapple stood up (no idea how??) and started laughing hysterically. After 5 minutes of the pineapple just laughing (and Bob just standing there looking confused) it stopped. Then the evil pineapple started talking "my name is Mr. Krabs and I have stolen your electric toothbrush" "Give it back" demanded Bob. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha, NO." answered the pineapple. Now Bob was REALLY mad. He went Super San on the pineapple. Bob punched the pineapple and a bunch of juice came out of his body. Then the pineapple reacted and ran into Bob. The pineapples sharp thorns made his opponent scream in agony. They kept exchanging blows until finally the pineapple screamed "PPAP" and charged Bob.
Bob got knocked down and the pineapple stood (hovered?) over him. The pineapple, like all villains, said "Any last wishes?" Bob replied "Yes, I just wanted to say, I LIKE EATING PINEAPPLES!"
The following events were really weird.
Bob jumped up from the ground and swallowed the pineapple whole. Then he started looking for where the Pineapple had hidden his electric toothbrush. He found it under the throne.
Bob was proud of himself for getting his super valuable electric toothbrush back. But he didn't know that a mine turtle was hiding in a bush near him...