The mine turtle jumped out from behind the bush. Bob instantly recognized the mine turtle. It was a creature made from the essence of YouTube. It looked like a normal turtle except it was a 2D black and white drawing. It had a button on its back which would make the mine turtle explode and probably kill Bob. So Bob decided not to press the button (smart choice). Then the mine turtle started farting. Bob started gagging and fell to the ground. The mine turtle jumped on Bob's back and started saying 69 over and over again. Bob thought it was very annoying. But Bob saw something out of the corner of his eye. HARAMBE. The gorilla charged the mine turtle and knocked it out off Bob's back. The mine turtle landed on its back, then it exploded. The explosion sent Bob flying. Harambe also went flying in the air. Harambe landed underneath Bob and passed out. Bob sat up and looked where the mine turtle was a few seconds ago. There was a giant crater 69 feet deep and 69 feet wide. Bob looked around for his electric toothbrush and found it behind the bush. He started brushing his teeth (by the way, he had 69 teeth). Bob jumped in his rover and drove at 690 mph. only 10 times the speed limit. Bob reached his house 1 minutes late for his pizza delivery. which was supposed to arrive at 6:09. He ate the pizza in 420 minutes. Then Bob started binge watching Caillou on his smart TV. But he eventually got bored and took out his computer. Bob played mope.io it had to stop when his computer reached 69% battery. Then Bob did the only thing you could do before going to sleep.He brushed. with his electric toothbrush.