The electric toothbrush (part 4)

Posted by on December 18, 2016

Well of course the unicorn looked like a unicorn.(nobody knew that before). Bob was not surprised to see a unicorn. He had seen a lot of weird stuff the last few days. Bob just said "whatever" and walked back into his house. Bob soon got bored from standing in his living room doing nothing, so he decided to brush his teeth.

Now you readers might not understand the power of the electric toothbrush, it is a power of absolute peace or destruction when used in a certain way. The bristles on the brush are made from 69-carat brushanium and the bottom of the brush is also a coffee maker. The electric toothbrush can shoot lasers, act as a hammer, explode, make coffee, even clean your teeth.

But Bob did not know this, even though this was all explained in the user's manual, which Bob lost(he pretty stupid). Bob did not know how to take over planets or galaxies with this brush.He did not even read the button on the brush labeled "destroy."

So After Bob brushed for 69 minutes he went to the annual baby crocodile parade. This was a event in which baby crocodiles marched on the street. Bob loved this evening and always took selfies of himself inf front of the baby crocodiles. One time a baby crocodile bit his leg, but it did not hurt him too much. When the event was about to end, and the last baby crocodile was marching down the street, a pack of 21 wolves attacked the baby crocodile. Bob wanted to do something but he could not think of anything except to pull out his electric toothbrush. He lunged at the nearest wolf and started hitting it with the toothbrush, the wolf wasn't getting hurt and just stared at Bob with an expression like does he want to die. Then Bob pressed the laser gun button on his brush by accident. The wolf in front of him vaporized. Bob pointed the toothbrush at the other 20 wolves, a red beam of strawberries shot out form the toothbrush and disentagrated all of them. The baby crocodile ran away. Now Bob was confused, so he went home.Then he found the electric toothbrushes user manual under his computer. He read it and understood the power of the item he had. Bob decided to blow up a planet. He waited until it was nighttime, then he put his toothbrushes setting on laser beam and pointed it at Mars(which looked like a dot to him) He saw the blue planet destroying beam fire at the dot, the next second, the dot was gone. Bob didn't know why he blew up Mars, he just felt like it, and the users manual said you can destroy stuff with the toothbrush. But Bob didn't know that they were not martians on mars.