Bob thought that when he blew up Mars, some of the martians would survive the blast and come attack earth. Bob prepared for the attack by building a fortress made out of dirt. The fortress was as big as the sears tower and shaped like a castle. He leveled an entire cornfield to make space for his fortress. The fortress was not hard to make, the electric toothbrush could create anything that its owner thought of. This fortress had five moats made out of lava. It had 4 watchtower's with machine guns that fired toothpaste. Their was a giant toothpaste shooting cannon in the middle of the fortress. There was a bunch of other cool stuff too. After construction was completed, Bob waited for the martians to come. After 9001 days the martians had still not come. Bob got impatient, after another 9001 days Bob concluded that they were never martians on Mars and they couldn't come attack earth if they didn't exist. So Bob decided to travel the earth, he was in America already, so he went to Mexico. He could not find anything cool there except bean tacos(those were good). so he went to South America, then Asia, Europe, Australia, finally he went to Antarctica. He went to a penguin colony's breeding area. Inside one of the Iceberg, Bob found the thing he was looking for ever since he found the electric toothbrush,
THE ELECTRIC TOOTHPASTE.