The Evil Bow Tie
One day a man with a Bow Tie got very mad because someone stole his XP in triggered.io. He was at exactly 69 XP and only needed 1 more to level up. He got so mad that he ripped his Bow Tie into exactly 9001 pieces. But another Bow Tie was watching. His name was Mecker, he had just watched his brother (Tom Tom) get ripped into 9001 pieces by OM the EVIL human. Mecker got up and tried to strangle OM with his flexibility power. But then OM went SUPER SAN and flew through Jupiter, he even flew through the Sun, until he finally made it to New York. He went to New York because what kind of superhero fight doesn’t take place in New York. But before OM left and flew through Jupiter and the Sun, me and everyone else in the and my Squad of Super Awesomeness saw what he did, so we flew after him.Chapter 2
Once we finally got to New York we called OM a Purple Ugly Stinky Mouse because he hates when we call him that, so that he’ll come to try and kill us. After about 69,000,000 hours he was there ready to fight. We each pulled out our own unique weapons. I pulled out my Assassination Pen, Darryl pulled out his Super Slap Folder that was full of comics, Kaitlyn put on her flaming boots that also made her able to fly, Alonzo pulled out his Futuristic Jersey that could transform him into a giant Elephant, Max had a thunder gun that could shot electrified kittens, Dashiell had a science notebook that could not be seen by anyone but him, and Caden was just listening to music on his I-Phone 21. We all charged at OM with everything we had, but OM was too strong, which was surprising because he is usually extremely weak, just when it looked like it was the end for us the Gods and Goddesses came from above and banned OM from life FOREVER for using hacks in the real world.We were finally safe. Or so we thought... Chapter 3
When we got back to our 69-story treehouse we decided to watch some Netflix. But as soon as we sat on the couch the TV turned on automatically and showed a video of OM in what seemed like a girl’s bedroom. Kaitlyn recognized it immediately, it was her bedroom. “I’ve come to steal all your stuffed animals.” OM said. “But all my stuffed animals are missing?”Kaitlyn said. “Whoops, wrong room.” OM then teleported to my room. “Ummm, Mekhi”Kaitlyn said, “Did you take my stuffed unicorn?” “No”,I said, “Then why is my giant stuffed unicorn in your room?” “ummmmmm, magic.” “Never mind that”, Darryl said, “Look what OM is doing.” OM was ripping the unicorn pillow with his jagged teeth. “Um, Mekhi”, Max said, “Are you okay?” Even Caden looked up. My entire body was turning a very dark RED. “You rip my pillow, I said, “I RIP YOUR ENTIRe LIFE IN HALF!” I then flew through all 68 floors and PLASMA PUNCHED OM in the back. He went flying, but I still flew after him. I grabbed him and dragged him by his hair. I threw him through the wall that marked the end of the universe. But all of a sudden he stopped and looked me straight in the eye. And then he just teleported away. “Where did he go?”I wondered. But then I remembered my friends were still back at the house.Chapter 4
I got back just in time to see… them all sitting on the couch watching TV? But something looked different about them. “What’s 9+10?”, I asked. “19” they all said in unison. They were FAKE. My real friends would never know the non-funny answer to a super complicated question like that. But I guess they realized I knew something was wrong because all there eyes turned into timers. I got out of there as soon as I could, because I knew what would happen if I stayed in that building when the timer went off. I needed find my friends before OM figured out he didn’t lose his hacks when the Gods took him away.
Chapter 5
I found all my friends in their old houses that they lived in before. It seemed they forgot what had happened, but once I said the name of the man who hacked life they knew what was going on. We didn’t care what OM had to say because no matter what, he was going to pay for what he did. We tracked OM down using a radiation meter. We caught him and all took turns kicking his shins, and then we said the famous line, “Crime doesn’t pay”. But OM looked straight at us and said, “Well then what does being a superhero pay?” And at that moment we decided that the world might need an Awesome group of superheroes but they definitely don’t deserve any. We could do whatever wanted and they couldn’t do anything about it. Even though OM is hacker who literally glitches the world I was able to convince everyone to spare him because of his pretty good comeback. And we all went back to being Awesome and playing video games. But I still wondered why they didn’t remember me or anything that happened. OM might not be the only one with a powerful weapon. To be Continued