THE STORY

Posted by on February 22, 2017

,Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there was an evil witch who ate anyone who came in her castle. The witch lured a little boy into the castle. She then ate the boy. The witch then lured the little boys older brother into the castle. The witch ate the older brother too. Then a warrior came into the castle and fought the witch with a sword. The witch ate the warrior. Then an army of swordsmen arrived and arrested the witch. Then another witch came and ate the army. Then a sorcerer came and destroyed all the witches. Then the king went into the castle. A ghost attacked the king but the ghost was arrested by the king. Then the king turned into a fish and jumped into the ocean and drowned.

Chapter 2

Then a giant Elmo giant came and blew up the sky. Then the Elmo giant went to space and landed on Pluto even though he was bigger than Pluto. Then the dog Pluto came and ate the Elmo giant. Then a hippo came and ate the planet of Pluto. The hippo went to Jupiter. There, it made a home made out of scissors. 9000 years later. HIPPO was resting in his home (which was made out of scissors). A giant gorilla came to his home. HIPPO came out of his home to see what all the noise was. The gorilla said "my name is GORILLA. I want bananas." HIPPO replied "My name is HIPPO. I do not have bananas."

Chapter 3

GORILLA got mad. "If you do not give me bananas to eat. I will eat your home." GORILLA ate the scissors which made up the foundation of the house. The house came crashing down. Then GORILLA ate all the other scissors. HIPPO got angry at GORILLA. "You are a meanie, Mr. GORILLA, I do not like you. Go away." GORILLA said "too bad, I will not go away. Hardy har har." They had a fight. HIPPO charged at GORILLA and knocked him down. GORILLA punched HIPPO. HIPPO made a supersonic noise and GORILLA was thrown back. This was the last straw for GORILLA, he screamed: “I CALL UPON THE POWER OF HARAMBE.” He jumped at HIPPO, he picked him up and threw him into a tree. HIPPO said "duuuude," and then disappeared. GORILLA was confused. He thought "whatever." 2 minutes later a witch showed up and ate GORILLA. Then a king came and said, "stop evil witch or you will..." But the king did not finish his sentence because the witch turned him into a fish. Then the witch threw him in a lake. The king/fish drowned. An army of archers showed up and scared the witch away. Then an army of witches showed up and ate the archers. Then an army of ninjas appeared out of thin air and said in unison "wassup. We are ninjas. We are cool. Deal with it." And the ninjas disappeared.

Chapter 4

After that, a pack of wolves showed up, and they ate the witches. A bear tried to attack the wolves, but the wolves tore him into pieces. The wolves traveled to a forest where they found trees. They ate the trees. One tree said, “Duuuuude, that’s not cool, why you eat them trees?" One of the wolves replied "because we are wolves. We are cool, Deal with it." And the wolves disappeared. The trees thought: whatever. A lion showed up. It said "my name is LION, I like to roar, ROOOAARRR." A human showed up. The human said, "My name is Jeff." Another human showed up, he said, "My name is Jeffrey, I and Jeff are humans. We need trees for paper." LION exclaimed, "No, I need the trees so I can hide behind them and eat donkeys." Jeff responded, "Nope, we will have the trees unless you want to fight." LION jumped at Jeffrey and sunk his claws into his left arm. Jeffrey screamed. Jeff took out his bow and arrow and shot LION in the stomach. LION ran behind the trees, and didn’t return. Jeff nocked an arrow in his bow and pointed it at Jeffrey. “What are you doing Jeff???” said Jeffrey. The moment he finished saying those words, He had an arrow in his chest.

Chapter 5

Jeff did an evil laugh “HAAAA HAAAA HAAA HEEEE HAWWWW” a donkey came running over to him. “Humm, I think I need to work on my evil laugh.” Another ninja appeared, and said “spook spook. Wassup duuuuude.” Jeff replied “nothing duuuuude. I was just chilling, when this lion duuuuude came and attacked me.” the ninja said “hummm, I think you are lying. Time to DIE.” The ninja attacked Jeff with his pro ninja skills. But Jeff managed to escape. A witch came to the ninja “wassup witch duuuude, my name is NINJA and….you guessed it…. I am a Ninja.” WITCH said “My name is WITCH. And I am going to eat you.” Then the Terminator came in and told WITCH to “GET TO ZE CHOPPA!” WITCH came in the choppa and she tried to eat The Terminator but she choked on his metal body and died. “Dumb WITCH.” Then The Terminator found out that the ninja got In his choppa because he came up in front of him and said “duuuuuude, Who is flying this thing.” The Terminator got in the pilot seat and screamed “ASTA LAVISTA, BABY,” and ejected himself out of the choppa.

Chapter 6

It crash landed with the ninja in it and the ninja died. His final words were “wassup duuuuude.” A polar bear came and started attacking The Terminator. The polar bear talked “wassup duuude. I am themz polar bear. I got that buckaroos flowing out of me pockets. I am so cool you will die of over-awesomeness. YEAH. Let's get it.” The Terminator shot missiles at the polar bear. A panda came. “ I will avenge my fellow bear…. DIE.” The panda just him over with a white x6 and ran the Terminator over. The Terminator flew in the air right before and the panda thought he was dead. The panda made a victory dance while screaming “ PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA!” over and over again. The Terminator shot him with a bazooka and the panda died. The terminator screamed in victory. Right after he was done screaming a person arrived. Terminator could not make his shape in the smoke. The person steeped into the sunlight

Chapter 7

He was ROBOCOP. In a suit of shining titanium, he was more radiant than the sun. He held a plasma gun in his right hand. His helmet had a shiny visor which. He was a robot. Robocop spoke, “ I am ROBOCOP, and you are under arrest for killing a panda.” The terminator said “ASTA LAVISTA” and tried to fly away but Robocop broke his jet pack causing him to fall down, then Robocop shot him with his plasma gun, he was laying (half of his body was gone) on the floor dead. The Falcon came swooping down to see what the commotion was, and Robocop shot one of his wings. He came crashing down in and landed in front of RoboCop. “You are under arrest for going above the speed limit.” declared Robocop, then he shot falcon in the head with his gun. Iron Man came and started shooting Robocop, Robocop jumped up, and because of his special boots, he could punch Iron man. Iron Man’s suit was damaged and he was falling, RObocop pulled out his double Uzi’s. HE unleashed a burst of plasma bullets all over iron man’s chest and head. Iron Man exploded with metal parts raining down all around Robocop. Robocop looked at Falcons dead body, ants were crawling out. Robocop looked around. He saw a super tiny object move in front of him, it jumped on his leg, and started to get bigger. The shape of Ant Man appeared in front of RoboCop. “FREEZE. YOU are under arrest for espionage. FREEZE.” Said Robocop.